Real Estate Jokes
Sometimes there is just not enough humor in the world of real estate. We have out together some of the best real estate jokes we have found to make you chuckle. If you know of a funny real estate joke, add it here, we insist! We hope enjoy our real estate jokes area.
| Robin Hood's House |
(Q) Did you hear about Robin Hood's house?
(A) It has a little John.
|
| Soliciting Donations |
A big, burly man visited the pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in this district. The father is dead, the mother is too ill to work, and the nine children are starving. They are about to be turned into the cold, empty streets unless someone pays their rent, which amounts to $400."
"How terrible!" exclaimed the preacher's wife. "May I ask who you are?"
They sympathetic visitor applied his handkerchief to his eyes. "I'm the landlord," he sobbed.
|
| Wrong Card |
A client bought a new home and the Broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said, "Rest in Peace".
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".
|
| Very Well Behaved |
As PROPERTY manager of single-family residences, I was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions: "Professionally employed?" "We're a military family," the wife answered. "Children?" "Yes, nine and twelve," she told me proudly. "Animals?" "Oh, no," she said earnestly. "They're very well behaved."
|
| Two by Fours |
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The man said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned shortly and said, "Yeah, I meant two- by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a moment and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, he returned to the office and said, "A long time... we're gonna build a house!" |
You can add real estate jokes we are missing too. Get involved!
|
